MOONLIGHT VAMPIRE SOCIETY

OMG they're sad but funny as HECK! Thanks Grady!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

LOL! I couldn't help but laugh at the Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer Cake...I hate to admit it but i've seen a lot of that beer at the hubby's band practices

Sadly that's like the state beer here in Ky LOL!

A few years ago PBR went out of business...I think the company employees bought the company and reformed it and stated making beer again ( this happened about 78)

REDNECK WEDDING CAKE

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"YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF"
Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction
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10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer:

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
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Driving Etiquette for Rednecks:

Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.
Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
Submitted by COPPAFEELER.

Do not remove the marlbro from your mouth before telling the state trooper to kiss off.
Submitted by Monica McIndoo.

Put Brush Guards on all our vehicles
Submitted by FamersDaughter.

When taking Shortcut off road, be careful as not to hit anyone who might be walking.
Submitted by Girlsloveme67863.

You must have big tires on all vehicles (even cars).
Submitted by Rednk67girl.

A Jack Daniels bottle is not a gear shift.

When you get stopped and the officer says he is going to write you a ticket don't tell him, "No thanks, I won't be staying for the drawing."
When you get gas tell the worker to twist the rag three times because if he doesn't the service light will come on.
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Personal Hygiene for Rednecks:

Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.
If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours.
Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method
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Things Rednecks Will Never Say:

I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Duct tape won't fix that.
Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
Wrestling's fake.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my gut is too big?
I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
Honey, we don't need another dog.
Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
Checkmate.
She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
I don't have a favorite college team.
Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
You ALL.
Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.

Hahahaha LMFAO these pictures are hysterical. Grady I know you posted them awhile ago but these are hilarious . .I was dying. Also the Redneck Wedding cake . . now thats a cool looking cake! But definitely not for a wedding!! (unless your a redneck of course!)

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thay r funny no Q
lmao I have to admit I am a bit of a
REDNECK my self I was born in TEXAS
but I moved all over bc my
was in the miltary so we moved alot...
but I so love Jeff Foxworthy
http://www.jefffoxworthy.com/homepage.shtml
HE IS deff a trip & a half lmaoo