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Here are a few of my favorite quotes from Supernatural. At least these are some of the ones I could think of. Please feel free to share with us your favorite quotes from the show. The last one is actually courtesy of Flo.


Dean: Ya' know she could be faking.

Sam: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?

[Dean nods]

Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?

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Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep?

Dean: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?

Sam: Lollipops and candycanes.

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Dean: Btch.

Sam: What're you calling me a B*tch for?

Dean: You're supposed to say "jerk".

Sam: What?

Dean: Never mind.

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Dean: What's in the box!

[silence]

Dean: Brad Pitt, Se7en, no?

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**This is one of my favorites**

Sam: Actually, I do have a theory... sort of.

Dean: Beat me.

Sam: Well, I'm thinking about fairy tales.

Dean: Oh, that's... that's nice! Do you think about fairy tales often...?

Sam: You remember Cinderella?

Dean: ...

Sam: The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?

Dean: ...Dude, could you be more gay?

Sam: [flustered] ...

Dean: Don't answer that.

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Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.

Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their @ss!

Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

OMG, the quotes from this show are amazing, so many to choose from , but unfortunately I stink at remembering stuff!!!
Candy, your favorite one is hilarious, but then again, I love every single one of them, especially Dean's!!

Please, if anyone else remembers, be so kind to share!!
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Okay Odie here's a few more...

From the pilot
Sam: Dude, you gotta update your cassette tape collection.
Dean: Why?
Sam: Well for one they are cassette tapes. And two, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica... its the greatest hits of mullet rock.
Dean: House rules, Sammy, driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.
Sam: Sammy is a chubby 12 year old. It's Sam okay.
Dean: Sorry can't hear you. The music's too loud.

Also from Pilot
Cop: fake badge fake credit cards, fake name, is there anything of yours real?
Dean:...my boobs (smiles)

From "Skin"
Dean: I really wish things could be different, you know, I wish you could just be Joe College.
Sam: Nah, that's okay. You know, truth is, even at Stanford, deep down, I never really fit in.
Dean: Well, that's cuz you're a freak.
Sam: Yeah, thanks.
Dean: Well I'm a freak, too. I'm right there with you, all the way.

From "Hook Man"
(at a frat party)
Dean: Man, you've been holding out on me, this college thing is awesome!
Sam: This wasn't really my experience.
Dean: Let me guess - libraries, studying, straight A's.
(Sam nods)
Dean: What a geek.

From "The Usual Suspects"
Sam: I needed some time off. To deal. So, I'm taking a road trip with my brother.
Ballard: How's that going for you?
Sam: Great. I mean, we saw the second largest ball of twine in the continental U.S. Awesome.

From "The Usual Suspects" Dean is being interogated by the police
Sheridan: Talk directly into the camera, start by stating your name for the record.
Dean: My name is Dean Winchester. I’m an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women.

From "Hunted"
Dean: What’s the point of saving the world if you can’t get a little nookie once in a while, huh?

From Crossroad Blues
After Dean sells his soul the crossroad demon kisses him.
Dean:What the hell was that for?
Demon:Sealing a deal.
Dean:I usually like to be warned before I'm violated with demon tongue.


From 'A Supernatural Christmas'.
Pagan Woman: 'We don't like swearing in the house. If we have to swear we say 'fudge'.
Dean: 'If you fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!'

And for our Resident RN
Dean: I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

Okay one more...

From Bad Day @ Black Rock
(Sam's tied up and being held capitive by those two hunters.)

(Guy pulls his gun at Sam's head): This is destiny.
Dean: Woh... Nope.(Dean's behind him holding a gun) No destiny. Just a rabbit's foot.
Guy: Put the gun down, son, or you're gonna be scraping brain off the wall.
Dean: Oh this thing?(gestures to the gun)
Guy: Ya that thing.
Dean: Okay. But you see there's something about me you don't know(picks up a pen)
Guy: Ya? What would that be?
Dean: It's my lucky day. (Chucks pen at the gun and stabs him with it.)
(Sam gasps and Dean laughs) Dean: Ah, God did you see that shot?(the other guy rushes him and he effortlessly dodges)
Dean: I'm amazing. (Chucks something at other man that hits him right on the head and knocks him out)
Dean: I'm Batman.
After a pause, Sam responds(sarcastically): Yeah...you're Batman.

Thanks Flo, I enjoyed so much reading all the quotes, they are awesome!!!

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Glad that you liked them Odie! It was a lot of fun searching for just the right ones!

Wow, I can remember that scene for the first quote so clearly. Sam was so snotty and Dean was just jamming’. Ha! Cake hole.

Dean really likes his boobs. What was it a few weeks ago?…oh that’s right, Perky Nipples!


Loved Loved Loved these two….

From "The Usual Suspects" Dean is being interogated by the police

Sheridan: Talk directly into the camera, start by stating your name for the record.
Dean: My name is Dean Winchester. I’m an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women.


From 'A Supernatural Christmas'.

Pagan Woman: 'We don't like swearing in the house. If we have to swear we say 'fudge'.
Dean: 'If you fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!'

In this one the lady really freaked me out. It was like Leave it to Beaver in Pleasantville but Satan was the Mayor!

I’m Batman was great! Dean is so goofy and Sam is just so “Yeah whatever”

Yes, I think the "fudging" quote is one of my top three favorites. How sad is it that the perky nipples and the "my boobs" are my other two favorites? That is until I discover some more! Gotta love this show! Only 2 hours and 12 minutes to episode four... but who's counting?

A few more quotes for your amusement! Enjoy! My favorite of this batch is:

Sam, to Dean: Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr. Sunshine…
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Dean : The secretary's name is Carly. She's 23, she kayaks, and they're real.
Sam : You didn't happen to ask her if she's seen any black dogs lately, did you?
(Dean hands over a list.)
Dean : Every complaint called in this week about anything big, black or doglike. There's 19 calls in all. And, uh, I don't know what this is.
(He hands Sam a post-it note. Sam laughs.)
Sam : You mean Carly's MySpace address?
Dean : Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that?
(Sam laughs.)
Dean: Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?
(2x08 - Crossroad Blues) _______________________________________________________________________________________
Sam: So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick?
Dean: She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life!
(3x02-The Kids Are Alright)_______________________________________________________________________________________
Sam: I've got a theory. Sort of.
Dean: Hit me.
Sam: Well, thinking about fairy tales.
Dean: Oh, that’s... that's nice. You think about fairy tales often?
(3x05-Bedtime Stories)
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Sam: (staring at frog on the road) Yeah, you’re right, that's completely normal.
Dean: All right, maybe it is fairy tales. Totally messed-up fairy tales. I'll tell you one thing, there’s no way I'm kissing a damned frog.
(3x05-Bedtime Stories)
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Sam: (gesturing to pumpkin on porch) Hey, check that out.
Dean: Yeah? It's close to Halloween.
Sam: You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
Dean: Dude! Could you be more gay? Don't answer that.
(3x05-Bedtime Stories)
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Dean: You find a way to stop Callie, all right.
Sam: What about you?
Dean: I'm gonna go stop the big bad wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.
(3x05-Bedtime Stories)
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Dean(to Sam after he wakes up from a 'pleasant' dream)- "Who are you dreaming about? Angelina Jolie?"
Sam- "No..."
Dean- "Brad Pitt?"
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Dean: You built a ghost proof panic room?
Bobby: I had a weekend off.
Dean: Bobby?
Bobby: What?
Dean: You're awesome.
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Sam, to Dean: Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr. Sunshine…
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Dean: I hear you, ok? I'm being an @ss. I'm sorry. But right now we've got a freaking zombie running around and we've got to figure out how to kill it.
Sam starts laughing.
Sam: Our lives are weird, man.

I loved them Flo, thanks!
I like the myspace one the most, Dean is so web challenged!!!

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Odie, I'm so glad that you like these! Each time I dig for a few more I find myself amazed at how funny this show really is! The writers are unbelievably good!

Thanks Flo for your hard work!!
I don't think I can say that enough!

And yes, the quotes are so amazing, you can quote the whole show for that matter!

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That's a great one, Mel, I love Dean's look when he said that .... so adorable!!

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I really liked the episode this week so I'm going to toss out some great quotes from it....

Season 4 - Episode 15 “Death Takes A Holiday”


(After Pamela casts her spell and nothing really happens right away)

Dean: ::Sigh:: Well, nothing like shooting blanks.

(Now ghosts, Dean puts his hand through Sam’s chest)

Sam: ::Making a face::
Dean: Am I making your uncomfortable?
Sam: Get out of me.
Dean: You’re such a prude.

Dean: No demons, no black smoke I say we hit Victoria Secret and get our peep on.

(Learning some ghost moves like moving things with your mind with Cole)

Cole: It’s not going to move if you don’t concentrate.
Dean: I am concentrating.

(Dean strains himself and focuses…the wind mill moves slowly)

Dean: Ah ha! Here we go baby!
Cole: ::Snicker:: You pull a muscle?
Dean: All right Yoda lets see what you got?

(Cole concentrates and the wind mill moves, the chimes start to sing, the swing sways)

Dean: DUDE! You are so Amityville.

Am I the only one that found this line really hot!? LMFAO!

Alistair: Well go on, why don’t you try and use your mojo on me now hot shot. It’s hard to get it up when you’re not wearing your meat, huh?